
I know the Cultural Orientation of my family, friends and co-workers and send them culturally appropriate greetings and gifts.
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Stay off that Cultural Third Rail
This Culturally Healthy Holiday Greeting from me is designed to help you avoid Stepping on a Cultural third rail this holiday season, send a Culturally Healthy greeting to your friends and family.
Ramadan Karriem/Mubarak & Eid Al-Fitr (Sunni Muslims, Shi'ite, Nation of Islam), Happy Hanukah (if u Jewish), Merry Christmas-(Christians), Happy Kwanzaa & Hotep (African-Americans who're attempting to re-connect wit the Motherland's principles), Happy Civilization Day? (Nation of Godz and Earth), Wonderful Winter Solstice (Metaphysicians & Astrologers), Feliz Navidad (Latino Comrades), Happy New Year (Everybody).
geesh—thats a lot of inclusivity—lol!!! ;-)
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
Also, please include a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms and conditions.) This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one Year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish, at the discretion of the wisher.
I wish you Cultural Health, wealth and happiness for the holidays.
Aunk
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You got an Iphone for the holidays? They're fun, aren't they? I like being a geek. And I bet you do, too! It's an honorable label.
I wish you the best of holidays, Aunk. I am currently sitting at the airport, waiting (hoping) (praying) (ok, begging) to get on a plane to go home for the holidays. I am on standby and am #17. My mom, dad, brother, sister in law, two nephews and niece are all back in Flint, MI. And I want to go SLEDDING! I don't think it will happen.
I have the possibility of three flights today. 10 am, 1 pm and 7 pm. I've been here for two hours.
If I don't get home for Christmas, it only means that I was meant to stay in Phx. and spend Christmas with my doggie. I already miss him. It also means that I get to hang out on the Vine continuously. I would be without internet at my parents' house for 9 days. I brought my computer, and figured I would just have them drop me off at a coffee shop for about five hours a day.
I am not on twitter, and I am not on a plane. I am still in Phoenix and will be here until the New Year. No snow, no mom-cooked food, no neice, no nephews, no arguing with my dad about politics.... I am spending Christmas with my fellow Newsviners! Yeay!
LOL. Kwanzaa was created by a black racist, Ron Karenga, for the purpose of alienating black Americans from the traditions of Christmas, which he believed were too 'white' for Africans to admire and emulate.
Also, please include a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
This is profound silliness. If American society was regulated by multiple calendars on a real as opposed to symbolic basis, there would be utter chaos. I respect other calendars, as other's, not America's. What do you have against the western world Aunk?
The Happiest of Holidays to you, Aunk!
Happy holidays. Off to link to this from my my holiday story index.
Sure. It is here.
Happy Holidays too all however you choose to celebrate this Holiday Season!And whomever you choose to celebrate this Holiday Season with!Great Article and Great advice,I like reading your articles and your insight,Happy Holidays to you Aunk!
Thank you Aunk,I would appreciate you to be my friend and I have sent you a friendship request.
I'm not celebrating...peace
Hetep and Respect Aunk, my practices where "holidays" are concerned in this country has evolved. If I was going to participate in any formal activities it would be Kwanzaa.
I am at a point right now that rituals are of no meaning to me, there is a time and season for all things. I am more introspective, this is a dormant time for me (cocoon) we will have to wait an see what will emerge.
I only left a message because you asked and I was one who voted, other.
I love to celebrate for a joyous holiday for everyone. " Happy Holidays",
Hey Aunk - Happy holidays! About your iPhone...I bought a touch instead, because I just didn't think I needed the phone part, and I love that thing! Did you go through a phase of grabbing every application that looked even remotely cool? I'm at the stage where I realize that I'm overdoing it a bit and have tried to become more judicious in what I get.
Anyway, I work in a school that has a very diverse student population, so I understand what you're getting at. Wow, there are lots of holidays out there! :)
My girl friend is a Sikh so not too much into Christmas as a religious holiday, though I do get the usual "where is my Christmas present, John," every year.
When I tell her that she doesn't believe in Christmas so why should she get anything, I am met with the usual glare and occasional physical violence.
Aunk, from one iPhone lover to another, happy hollydaze to you!
Hi, Aunk, Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanzaa and Happy New Year, while I'm at it.
Here is my list of December holidays from last year, it is still apropos altho some dates may be a bit off (like the Muslim Hajj, better check with your local mosque on the dates for this year). Link is: http://minnieapolis.newsvine.com/_news/2007/12/07/1147432-seasons-greetings-a-few-religious-holidays-for-december?mode=edit (hope it works OK)
-- Yours, Minnie (PS, you can send me an iPhone anytime, or a Crackberry)
This link ends in edit because I clipped it to Good News Week group and stuff. Maybe I should just copy it into the comment? Here it is:
Happy Advent - Dec. 2, 2007
Happy Hannukah - Dec. 4, 2007
Bodhi Day (Buddha) - Dec. 9th
National Noodle Ring Day - Dec. 11th
Masa'il (Bahai) - Dec. 12th
St Lucia (Scandinavian) - Dec. 13th
Festivus (whatever, whenever)
Hajj (Muslim) - Dec. 17-23
Saturnalia (Roman) - Dec. 17-23
Eid-Ul-Adha - Dec. 20th
Boxing Day - Dec. 26th
Kwanzaa - Dec. 26th
O-Misuka (Japan) - Dec. 29th
Yule or Winter Solstice - Dec. 21-22
(Called Alban Arthuan by the Druids,
Inti Raymi by the Incas,
and Sayal by the Hopis)
(Hope I did not leave anyone out!)
Merry Christmas, everybody, and Happy New Year!
Wonderful Winter Solstice (Metaphysicians & Astrologers)
This is cute. So are yours, MinnieApolis. Thanks all.
Well, this is mine (Tagalog/Filipino translation of Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!):
Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon!
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